Wednesday 14 March 2012

Why aren't I being recruited by MI5 as we speak?

Letting all your friends walk out of the front door before you and then closing it behind them- genius! This way, I was sociable at pre-drinks and, hopefully, not noticeably absent at citrus.

I think the plan is working.

I'll text people in a bit, let them know I'm OK. But for now, I'm going to revel in my mastery.

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