I seem to spend too many nights out now looking after friends who are in a rather bad way.
Don't get me wrong, I'm happy to help and I would never leave them alone becasue who knows what might happen but really, must it happen every time we go out? For once, can we all just get pleasantly tipsy so that we're all giggly and happy but not messy? So we can all look after ourselves and have a good time?
Is it too much to ask!